Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood by Olivia Munn

By Olivia Munn

Now the famous person of NBC’s ideal undefined, Olivia Munn’s hilarious first number of essays, Suck It ask yourself girl, bargains up such tales like “Thought’s approximately My First Agent’s Girlfriend’s Vagina,” in which Olivia skewers lifestyles in Hollywood. In “Sex: What you are able to do to assist your self Have extra of It,” she frankly will get right down to the enterprise of having it on, together with recommendation on tips on how to adequately wrap it and bag it. In “What to Do while the Robots Invade (Yes, When!),” Olivia bargains helpful details on. . .what to do whilst the robots invade! This e-book additionally contains such convenient treasures as a timeline of significant moments in Geek background, a turn booklet, and an unofficial FAQ part. Suck It, ask yourself girl! brings Olivia Munn’s magnificent wit, and lightning-fast dress adjustments to a global that wishes extra scrapbooking, sea monkeys, and a freakin’ hoverboard!  

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Bad news: The teacher said I was too late to be in the acting showcase where agents and managers come and watch actors perform. But, good news! I could serve the Chinese food to the agents and managers while they watched the show. I just wanted to see what it was like, so I said yes. Hell, maybe I’d meet an agent in search of an egg roll. During the performance I snuck in through the back and watched the actors on stage. I saw Norm, with that big maybe smile, sitting in the back. Somehow, despite the endless grin, he looked very bored.

Like take this lasting and most important lesson from Return of the Jedi: If you ever have the option, always, always wear a gold bikini. Trust me, I know, I’ve done it once or twice. I had this boyfriend once and after we had sex one night we were lying in bed watching TV and cuddling. Suddenly he turned to me and confessed he wanted to tell me something about himself that he’d never told anyone. I was excited—girls love sharing and learning about the man they’re with. I perked up and cuddled closer to hear the mysteries of the guy I had become so fond of.

I said yes immediately. We sat there for a few more minutes. Then we stood up together, held hands, and walked back to class. In just thirty seconds, I was convinced that he was the best boyfriend ever. A new semester was starting the following week and Sam and I had one class together. He sat behind me in History and everything was great. We were typical, happy thirteen-year-olds who were going out—which meant we never talked or really acknowledged one another. It was wonderful. Everyone just knew we were together.

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